(Because fate clearly has your location turned on.)
•Let’s be real: you didn’t choose this tee, it chose you. Just like how your phone listens to your thoughts, the universe apparently does too. The Cosmic Balance t-shirt is for those who’ve accepted their chaotic cosmic GPS route and decided to make it fashion.
•With a little yin, a little yang, and a whole lot of “you can’t avoid your destiny,” this 270 GSM, 100% cotton looper tee is built for wandering, wondering, and weird plot twists. Printed with DTF tech so your existential crisis stays wrinkle-free.
•Product Details
•Super soft 270 GSM cotton (thick enough to block bad vibes)
•100% cotton looper, unlike your ex
•Sand colour so you have some seriousness in life.
•For those who read one horoscope and now think they’re aligned
•Screen print that’ll last longer than your willpower
•Wear it. Accept your fate. Probably meet your soulmate. Who knows?
•Oversized fit so you can disappear in style
•Machine washable (or just air it out with your skeletons). Do not iron the print — unless you enjoy tragic endings.